Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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