Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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