I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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