I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
