you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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