Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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