You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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