Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i just made my gag reflex go away.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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