you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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