So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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