I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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