so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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