i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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