I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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