Cold hands, warm shart.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.