it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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