She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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