Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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