You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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