She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
