he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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