This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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