His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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