Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Enjoy the penises
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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