You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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