bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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