i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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