Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I want to have your abortion
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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