why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Sorry about my life...
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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