IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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