I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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