My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Randomize
