had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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