She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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