Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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