it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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