For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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