It's like a parade of train wrecks.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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