it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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