And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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