Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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