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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.

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  haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted

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• (831): View more from California

  You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!

  (408): View more from California

  For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.

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