Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.