He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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