Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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