You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Randomize
