thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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