Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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