their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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