your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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