weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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