i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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