Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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