Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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