Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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